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November 28

'Twas The Evening of Samhain. . . .

Twas the Evening of Samhain
by Cather Steincamp
'Twas the evening of Samhain, and all through the place
were pagans preparing the ritual space.
The candles were set in the corners with care,
in hopes that the Watchtowers soon would be there.
We all had our robes on (as is habitual)
and had just settled down and were starting our ritual
when out on the porch there arose such a chorus
that we went to the door, and waiting there for us
were children in costumes of various kinds
with visions of chocolate bright in their minds.
In all of our workings, we'd almost forgot,
but we had purchased candy (we'd purchased a LOT),
And so, as they flocked from all over the street,
they all got some chocolate or something else sweet.
We didn't think twice of delaying our rite,
Kids just don't have this much fun every night.
For hours they came, with the time-honored schtick
of giving a choice: a treat or a trick.
As is proper, the parents were there for the games,
Watching the children and calling their names.
"On Vader, On Leia,
On Dexter and DeeDee,
On Xena, on Buffy,
Casper and Tweety!
To the block of apartments
on the neighboring road;
You'll get so much candy,
you'll have to be TOWED!"
The volume of children eventually dropped,
and as it grew darker, it finally stopped.
But as we prepared to return to our rite,
One child more stepped out of the night.
She couldn't have been more than twelve or thirteen.
Her hair was deep red, and her robe, forest green
with a simple gold cord tying off at the waist.
She'd a staff in her hand and a smile on her face.
No make-up, nor mask, or accompanying kitsch,
so we asked who she was; she replied "I'm a witch.
And no, I don't fly through the sky on my broom;
I only use that thing for cleaning my room.
My magical powers aren't really that neat,
but I won't threaten tricks; I'll just ask for a treat."
We found it refreshing, so we gave incense cones,
A candle, a crystal, a few other stones,
And the rest of the candy (which might fill a van).
She turned to her father (a man dressed as Pan)
and laughed, "Yes, I know, Dad, it's past time for bed,"
and started to leave, but she first turned and said
"I'm sorry for further delaying your rite.
Blessed Samhain to all, and a magical night."
Copyright (c) 1999 by Cather Steincamp

November 26

ickynicky:

Whether you celebrate the birth of a son, or the rebirth of the sun.

November 22

eatsleepdraw:

to all you deer lovers out there. c:

November 19

Suicide Note Generator, lovely

babypanda:

haunted-girl:

November 18, 2009

Listen Up Dumbfucks:

Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you “sane” people.

I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can’t fucking take it any more.

Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and “how about that weather huh?”. But I can’t.

Sure you’ll see this note and say vianey’s the crazy one. You have to it’s the only way you can go on thinking you’re sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.

My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn’t kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.

Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,

vianey

P.S. If I didn’t go on a murderous rampage prior to my suicide, could you do it for me? It must have slipped my mind.

November 18

paperplate:

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November 17

bunnicidal:

arseniccupcakes:

hello-kitty:

Hello Kitty’s Drawn Anatomy

Submitted by tumbleah

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“ The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials. Chinese Proverb (via calidre) (via quote-book)

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I've figured out how Tumblarity works!

arseniccupcakes:

bowfolk:

pitusinha:

tremblingmind:

can-you-keep-a-secret:

growingup:

Things that make your Tumblarity go down:
- Nothing. It just goes down randomly sometimes.
- Having friends.
- Posting good photos.
- Posting good videos.
- Posting good… anything.
- The sun shining.
- Taking a breath.
- Air.
- People liking your posts.
- People reblogging things you post.
- Being a good person.
- Having a good sense of humor.
- Not posting at all.
- The people at Tumblr deciding to be assholes.
- The sun shining.

Things that make your Tumblarity go up:
- Nothing that I ever seem to post.
- Being racist.
- Posting ugly fashion photos.
- Pictures of borderline-anorexically skinny models.
- Anything Asian.
- Anything from the Disney channel.
- Things people hate.

Feel free to add to the list.

Ahaha.

- Anything Asian.

ahahahahaahhaha xD

November 16

arseniccupcakes:

hello-kitty:

Cake w/Hello Kitty Vinyl Figures

Submitted by janellepark

November 13

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November 12

theslyestfox:

I knew I could count on you, Bryony! <3

paperplate:

theslyestfox:

I concur with mypalmal.

want one of these. So either send a URL my way or I’m finding a ton of fake jewels and sewing it on my own corset.

yourpalmal:

(via nonpareilofjulia)

Dear girl who posted this,

Where did you find it? I am more than interested in purchasing. I am interested in wearing, and hanging in my closet, and looking upon lovingly. Show me the way. Via a “buy now” URL, preferably.

Mallory

It was posted by Doe Deere (Xenia) from Lime Crime. She made it herself as part of a unicorn outfit. If I remember correctly, it was a Betsey Johnson bustier that she glued all the gems on to herself.

Theres a photogallery of the outfit here too but I can’t link directly to images.

I know EVERYTHING about stuff that has gems all over it.

November 10

“ You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you’re trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I’ll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus. Peter Griffin (words of truth) (via bonerparty)

November 9

“ You think abortion is wrong? Don’t have one. I think killing people is wrong, so I’m not in the army. My tax dollars still go to fund it, though (in fact about 21 cents of each of my tax dollars). My tax dollars also go to keep prisoners on death row even though I think the death penalty is morally wrong. My tax dollars fund Guantanamo and Bagram, extraordinary rendition, and Jim DeMint’s salary, all of which I find disgusting. So why is abortion, a legal medical procedure, so remarkably different that we have to go overboard making sure tax dollars don’t fund it?

GlobalComment » Hey Stupak, women’s bodies are not bargaining chips, by the kickassed Sarah Jaffe (via pcquotes) (via novazembla) (via thesmarttart)(via clingtomymouth)

I’m conflicted on the death penalty and I don’t know who Jim DeMint is, but HUZZAH!

Damn right.

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November 8

arseniccupcakes:

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artpixie:

FUCK YEAH SHELDON & PENNY